
HUSBAND GUY:
In 1492,
Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
ME:
He was so glad,
When he saw land,
Because he had to poo!
ME AND MONKEYKID:
BWAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!
I was sent to sit in the corner near the station garbage chute. I'm still here. But c'mon, take a look at that portrait, and tell me I'm not right!
Oh, well. Happy Columbus Day, everyone!
LOL!!! Mr. Columbus DOES have a certain look on his face! Love the poem! : )
ReplyDeleteNothin' like a little scattalogical humor on Columbus Day! (He does seem to be rubbing his tummy. Too bad he didn't live to see the invention of Activia.)
ReplyDeleteActivia! BWAH HAH HAH! Okay, no more potty humor for a while. But wait'll you see the funny portrait I have of Napoleon for Battle of the Loo (I mean, Waterloo) Day! *snicker, snicker* Sorry, couldn't resist!
ReplyDeleteYou know, on second look, he may have indigestion!
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